How to be Emo: Step by StepHow to be Emo: a Step by Step GuideHow to be Emo: Step by Step by ~farrbear
1. Start off by telling yourself you're a lousy person. Do anything that could hurt your self-esteem—really it makes the later steps easier and more efficient.
2. Disregard any real friends you have, you don't need them.
3. Memorize lyrics to various EMO bands. Quote them in everyday life and use them in any situation possible. Use them as ideologies as to which you live by.
3. Get an account to myspace. Befriend everyone. you'll need this "network" of friends later to whine to.
4. While you're making your account, make sure to listen to EMO music. Perhaps some Screamo, the fact that you can't understand the lyrics, make it that much more emotional for you.
5. Create an account to deviantart. This will come of use later.
6. After you've successfully created your account, buy a journal, and make sure you bring it everywhere with you, so when you think of any certain EMO feelings that you have, you can write about them.